I don’t know about you guys, but I spend a lot of my time thinking up nasty ways to get back at people who piss me off. It’s part of who I am, really.. Heh. I thought I’d share some of my more creative revenge methods.. =D Maybe you guys can learn a thing or two! Or share your creative ways to get back at people =D
I live in a corner terrace in an estate with row upon row upon endless rows of houses backed up against each other. So it’s inevitable that you’re really really close to your neighbours.. In terms of proximity, that is.. We’re not close to our neighbours in terms of neighbourliness.. We’re alright with them..
Living in such proximity makes some things unavoidable, like when the lady from the row across my house decides to teach her son Math.. And they’re going “1+1 is?.. 1+2 is?… 1+3 is?…” and all the way to 25 or something.. I really have to bite onto a towel to not scream out “IT’S BLOODY 9876543245678 you MORON” at them.
That’s not the worst. My neighbour’s maid has the voice of a witchcathenhyena. That’s right. Her voice is like a cross between an alleycat with a sore throat and Kristen Chenoweth on helium. I swear, I’m not kidding. And the worst thing is, she loves to talk really loudly, and CACKLE. CACKLE!!! It’s so effing annoying I half-wish I was deaf. But most times I just wish she was mute.
These noises seriously get on my nerves.. And I’ve just thought of the perfect way to shut them up. I’m going to make a recording of SEX NOISES. You read that right. SEX NOISES. Loud moaning, groaning, climaxing, “HARDER HARDER” and all.. And I’m going to get some really good amps. The next time someone makes an annoying noise, I’m going to hook up my computer to the amps, move the speakers to my windows and BLAST the sex noises for a good half hour or so.
If that doesn’t shut them up, I don’t know what will. Then I’ll end off the sex noises with a preachy monologue on how if you don’t like the noises I’m making then you can jolly well move out. This might cause a mass exodus from my area seeing as it’s full of families with little children.. Ahh… Then it will be peace and quiet at last…
Love thy neighbour? I think so! Heh. So what other creative revenge ideas have you guys got??
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Gosh, that’s an ingenious idea but… how do you find the those sounds for records? Hahaha! I usually blast my music when the “neighbour” from the next block is blasting his. We live one block away and I can hear his music loud and clear. I hate this kind of inconsiderate people. Anyway, when someone is talking really loudly in the walkway downstairs, I will shout “Please chat someone else because it’s freaking 3am and not 3pm” and hide behind the curtains. LOL! It works 100% of the time. Mine’s not really creative but it works.
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heh that’s really brave of you! i don’t have the guts to do that from even behind the curtain! lol.
I used to blast music too but it’s not been very effective.
I’m thinking rip the sound from porno vids or.. y’know, make them myself =P
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They wouldn’t be able to see my face so I think it’s safe.
Blasting my own music can only cover their music but doesn’t stop them from doing it.
Whoo~! Good idea, I’m above 18 so no worries. Hahaha!
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hahahah excellent! =) i had some other good revenge ideas but I forgot lol. Will post them up once I remember heh.
Let’s come up with good revenge ideas against lousy ISPs!! =D
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Ahah, I would have never thought of that! I`m not that big on revenge, so I doubt I`d be able to think of something as, er, creative, as yours.
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chervalier Reply:
August 24th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
heh oh wells, i guess i’m a naturally vindictive person… which isn’t very good but well it’s a lesson to all.. don’t get on my bad side! lol
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Boycott the ISP! But that’s not possible since *ahem* it’s almost a monopoly here. We aren’t left with many choices and “IT” doesn’t have strong competitors either. If you have any ideas, let me know! I’m really interested to know.
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chervalier Reply:
August 24th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
hehe well i think there’s still starhub right? lol but yea i’ll let you know if i think of anything! I do need to be super duper irritated to come up with something though heh
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Omg, I love your revenge idea. Sadly I have considerate neighbours, so no one to play loud sex noises to XD
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heh. you know i can come up with more creative ideas. hehe.
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