now now, don’t get all pissy on me just because I haven’t blogged in what, one and a half months? Heh. I apologize, truly. I’ve been mentally swamped with all sorts of stuff, gotten food poisoning, been moody etc.. At least I’m back (kinda) and with a post I’ve wanted to put up quite awhile ago..
This post came about because I developed a crazy love for the BBC series Torchwood, which is a Doctor Who spinoff.. The main character is played by the very desirable John Barrowman, who is, sadly (for straight girls like me), gay. Haha. Ohwells.
Anyhoo, I realized that I have a very very varied taste when it comes to men. I have liked celebrities ranging from Orlando Bloom and Lee Ryan to Daniel Wu and Li Dong Xue (Li Yuan) to weirder choices like Matthew Perry, Colin Firth and John Cho. What I’ve decided to do is put together a composite of these people to create the (in my opinion) perfect man! =D
Let’s start with the physical:
We will use Li Yuan’s body and face! (I really really think he’s perfect. haha)
ok his face is kinda obscured here but just look at that body.. (to this day I still use this picture as my phone's wallpaper.... =Pp)
better view of his hotness =D
By the way, he’s 183cm tall which is like within range of my ideal height =D
his face is gorgeous too!
do you not agree??
Now, the face thing is a bit contentious because there are a HECK of a lot of guys out there with REAALLY gorgeous faces (Kevin Cheng, Raymond Lam, Chris Pine etc come to mind).. However, I think the face really goes with the body because well, it’d just look weird, I dunno. The size of the head wouldn’t fit etc.. Haha.
haha. Aaanyhoo… *regains control of self* We’ve settled almost all the physical aspects.. We have gone with Li Yuan’s bod, face and height. What we need now is…
JOHN BARROWMAN’S ASS
But before I introduce you to his behind, let me introduce you to the man himself, John Barrowman:
this. is. him.
he is Captain Jack Harkness of Torchwood 3.
he hits on anything alive. Man, Alien, Woman (in that order lol)
And nowwwww you can get the Asstroduction:
first look
second look. (The in-picture caption was provided by TheOriginalSpy, capper of T'wood eps. I AGREE WITH HER)
this is the ass of Jack Harkness's man-love. I think it's a better fit for the man we're building here lol.
Now now, I agree that John Barrowman’s behind would be a bit disproportionate for Li Yuan’s amazing bod so I’ve offered that last picture of Gareth David-Lloyd’s behind. GDL plays Ianto Jones in Torchwood, the lover of Jack Harkness. I think his behind is a perfectly acceptable substitute =D
(Don’t you love how I’m objectifying men now? Tables turning? You betcha!)
Ok now we get to the character bit. This is gonna get reeeaaally tricky but we’re going to TRY, dammit.
Don’t laugh at me or scorn/scoff/throw up here, but we’re gonna use the unrealistically undying love of a very well-known character..
Edward Cullen. (I swear I tried to find a good picture of him in character but there is none)
Cheesy as hell but come on, who are we kidding? We’re trying to build the PERFECT man, which is never going to happen, so let’s use unrealistic stuff anyway!
So Edward Cullen’s devotion is one of the qualities we’d use. His love like, REALLY WON’T DIE. It just CAN’T. Of course, we’re gonna have to minus the bloodthirst *makes notes*.
Next, we’re going to want the Smarts of this guy:
this guy. Wu2 Qing2 in TVB's The Four. extremely smart.
played by Raymond Lam, one of the candidates considered for "Face" =D
I also wanted to put in the smarts of Qi Dang Jia of ShuJian (which you will remember was my previous major obsession) but since this is more current (to me), we will use this.
Did I mention that Wu Qing is also a talented musician? Hmmmm…. =P
We want the protectiveness of this guy:
find him familiar? =)
Xu YiYuan from Taiwan's GuangYinDeGuShi
he's awesome. lol
i'm seriously a sucker for all the HUGGING scenes =D
I don’t like this guy for his occasional indecisiveness but he did eventually step up and become a really good boyfriend+husband so hurray for him!
Another quality that can make girls really happy (or at least, girls like me) is a great sense of humor. And for that, we turn to…
who else?
it's CHANANDLER BONG!
I'm sorry, I meant Chandler Bing
the ONE normal picture of him, lol
Yup. Chandler’s sarcastic wit is funny as hell, though I think it can get tiring after awhile.. Hmm.. Just a good sense of humor will do, boys =)
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There’s a lot more I could add but I’m kinda exhausted, lol. Now, bear in mind that there are a lot of things that realistically don’t make sense in the above concoction (such as a white behind on an Asian bod) but we’re gonna disregard all of that in this make-believe situation ok? =D
To be honest, I don’t believe in a set recipe for creating a partner. A lot of the time, external factors come into play, such as timing, chemistry and compatibility. That’s something I’ve definitely learnt first-hand =D
I know I’m coming across totally boy-crazy in this post but well, it’s healthy to unleash this side of yourself once in awhile.. Haha =) Have also realized that I have left out certain, shall we say, demographics… Maybe I just haven’t come across people I like who are not white/asian.. Haha. I do really like Simon Webbe of Blue though. Haha.
What do you think? Agree or disagree with my perfect concoction? Have things to add yourself? Think you could be my perfect man? (I doubt it since almost none of my readers are guys. HAHA)
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