now now, don’t get all pissy on me just because I haven’t blogged in what, one and a half months? Heh. I apologize, truly. I’ve been mentally swamped with all sorts of stuff, gotten food poisoning, been moody etc.. At least I’m back (kinda) and with a post I’ve wanted to put up quite awhile ago..
This post came about because I developed a crazy love for the BBC series Torchwood, which is a Doctor Who spinoff.. The main character is played by the very desirable John Barrowman, who is, sadly (for straight girls like me), gay. Haha. Ohwells.
Anyhoo, I realized that I have a very very varied taste when it comes to men. I have liked celebrities ranging from Orlando Bloom and Lee Ryan to Daniel Wu and Li Dong Xue (Li Yuan) to weirder choices like Matthew Perry, Colin Firth and John Cho. What I’ve decided to do is put together a composite of these people to create the (in my opinion) perfect man! =D
Let’s start with the physical:
We will use Li Yuan’s body and face! (I really really think he’s perfect. haha)
ok his face is kinda obscured here but just look at that body.. (to this day I still use this picture as my phone's wallpaper.... =Pp)
better view of his hotness =D
By the way, he’s 183cm tall which is like within range of my ideal height =D
his face is gorgeous too!
do you not agree??
Now, the face thing is a bit contentious because there are a HECK of a lot of guys out there with REAALLY gorgeous faces (Kevin Cheng, Raymond Lam, Chris Pine etc come to mind).. However, I think the face really goes with the body because well, it’d just look weird, I dunno. The size of the head wouldn’t fit etc.. Haha.
haha. Aaanyhoo… *regains control of self* We’ve settled almost all the physical aspects.. We have gone with Li Yuan’s bod, face and height. What we need now is…
JOHN BARROWMAN’S ASS
But before I introduce you to his behind, let me introduce you to the man himself, John Barrowman:
this. is. him.
he is Captain Jack Harkness of Torchwood 3.
he hits on anything alive. Man, Alien, Woman (in that order lol)
And nowwwww you can get the Asstroduction:
first look
second look. (The in-picture caption was provided by TheOriginalSpy, capper of T'wood eps. I AGREE WITH HER)
this is the ass of Jack Harkness's man-love. I think it's a better fit for the man we're building here lol.
Now now, I agree that John Barrowman’s behind would be a bit disproportionate for Li Yuan’s amazing bod so I’ve offered that last picture of Gareth David-Lloyd’s behind. GDL plays Ianto Jones in Torchwood, the lover of Jack Harkness. I think his behind is a perfectly acceptable substitute =D
(Don’t you love how I’m objectifying men now? Tables turning? You betcha!)
Ok now we get to the character bit. This is gonna get reeeaaally tricky but we’re going to TRY, dammit.
Don’t laugh at me or scorn/scoff/throw up here, but we’re gonna use the unrealistically undying love of a very well-known character..
Edward Cullen. (I swear I tried to find a good picture of him in character but there is none)
Cheesy as hell but come on, who are we kidding? We’re trying to build the PERFECT man, which is never going to happen, so let’s use unrealistic stuff anyway!
So Edward Cullen’s devotion is one of the qualities we’d use. His love like, REALLY WON’T DIE. It just CAN’T. Of course, we’re gonna have to minus the bloodthirst *makes notes*.
Next, we’re going to want the Smarts of this guy:
this guy. Wu2 Qing2 in TVB's The Four. extremely smart.
played by Raymond Lam, one of the candidates considered for "Face" =D
I also wanted to put in the smarts of Qi Dang Jia of ShuJian (which you will remember was my previous major obsession) but since this is more current (to me), we will use this.
Did I mention that Wu Qing is also a talented musician? Hmmmm…. =P
We want the protectiveness of this guy:
find him familiar? =)
Xu YiYuan from Taiwan's GuangYinDeGuShi
he's awesome. lol
i'm seriously a sucker for all the HUGGING scenes =D
I don’t like this guy for his occasional indecisiveness but he did eventually step up and become a really good boyfriend+husband so hurray for him!
Another quality that can make girls really happy (or at least, girls like me) is a great sense of humor. And for that, we turn to…
who else?
it's CHANANDLER BONG!
I'm sorry, I meant Chandler Bing
the ONE normal picture of him, lol
Yup. Chandler’s sarcastic wit is funny as hell, though I think it can get tiring after awhile.. Hmm.. Just a good sense of humor will do, boys =)
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There’s a lot more I could add but I’m kinda exhausted, lol. Now, bear in mind that there are a lot of things that realistically don’t make sense in the above concoction (such as a white behind on an Asian bod) but we’re gonna disregard all of that in this make-believe situation ok? =D
To be honest, I don’t believe in a set recipe for creating a partner. A lot of the time, external factors come into play, such as timing, chemistry and compatibility. That’s something I’ve definitely learnt first-hand =D
I know I’m coming across totally boy-crazy in this post but well, it’s healthy to unleash this side of yourself once in awhile.. Haha =) Have also realized that I have left out certain, shall we say, demographics… Maybe I just haven’t come across people I like who are not white/asian.. Haha. I do really like Simon Webbe of Blue though. Haha.
What do you think? Agree or disagree with my perfect concoction? Have things to add yourself? Think you could be my perfect man? (I doubt it since almost none of my readers are guys. HAHA)
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Haha, I think having a hot body is sooo important!
Okay, Chewy works out so yea, I like him with a lean and fit body. Oh, it’s very attractive! 
Tan is good as well. I think guys look a lot better tan. Fair just seems a bit off for them.
Humorous guys are good although I’ve a low level of humour myself. I can’t appreciate jokes well so it’s not that important for me. I like quiet guys though. Quiet guys are more mysterious and alluring.
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chervalier Reply:
November 30th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
hahas agree about fit and tan!!! haha yea your boyfriend does look quite lean =) You 2 are such a cute couple! =D
quiet guys do have their appeal, heh =) I love intelligence above all heh
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Omg bitch, you are insane LOL. But I agree that John Barrowman’s ass is nice
*grins*
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chervalier Reply:
December 1st, 2009 at 10:15 pm
haha i’m sooo glad you agree his ass is nice =) it’s a bit of a hit/miss sometimes.
ahh you know i’m insane la =) i’ve been planning this blog entry for ages y’know haha
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Hahah, I so agree with the hot body, cute ass and good face plus humour. Another thing I see in a guy is personality and ability to like me for who I am (aka likes me, fat, thin or whatever I become). Of course, chances of finding that might be hard, but it’s worth a mention
One thing that I definitely want in a guy is intelligence. It doesn’t need to be a guy who aces everything, but as long as he has this one talent that makes him unique and as long as he doesn’t b/s I’d be glad. heheh ;D
I’m not a RPatt fan because fangirls go up to him and say, “OMG OMG SUCK MY BLOOD!!!!1!ONE!” but I must admit that he has this charm about him. No idea what though XD
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chervalier Reply:
December 1st, 2009 at 10:18 pm
hahaha. omg you got that part right. i really melt when a guy tells me he likes me for who I am/how i am.. haha. it’s very sweet.
intelligence is very important to me.. coz a lot of times, with intelligence (true intelligence, I mean) comes maturity and that’s even more important.. heh.
yea i have to admit i was swooning over Edward before. Not so much RPattz coz I never thought he was really good-looking. It’s more of how Edward is soooooo devoted to and protective of Bella. Heh. (Did I just reveal my twihardness?) haha
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That’s some really stringent criteria that you’re looking for, Cherla!
Haha! Anyway, I guess everyone dreams for a partner that isn’t only good looking but also beautiful on the inside and has a great sense of humour – the latter can go a really long way. Looks fade but sense of humour never dies! 
Oh, and I can’t stop laughing at you’ve posted so many ass photos of John Barrowman. You’re seriously that obsessed over his butt? That’s really interesitng
you’re so specific that I find it very funny, teehee!
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Teddy Reply:
December 3rd, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Oh, and not to forget that don’t ever marry a meathead. Some bulky muscular dude that wears shirt that are 10 sizes too small for them. They have big muscles and no brain at all – that really throws me off
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hehe agreed! generally this was more of a humorous thing than a serious set of criteria la. i definitely have liked people who don’t fall into this set before.. haha.
i really believe that the character of a person supercedes physical appearance but we all agree that appearance matters to the extent that you can, well, tolerate or at least appreciate the physical appearance of ur partner =)
i agree about meatheads!!! i get super turned off by them just by a single look! haha
and no i’m not obsessed over JBarrowman’s ass but it’s sooooo pert. haha. i couldn’t help it. i’m honestly more impressed by Li Yuan’s physical appearance, really. haha.
but in real life, nahh. I have my sights on something/someone a bit different.. hee
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I think Robert Pattinson is very handsome, just not in the movie Twilight or New Moon. It’s sad that they make him look so ugly! I never imagined Edward looking like that when I was reading the books! However, I do think that Taylor Lautner is extremely handsome in New Moon. With the short hair and the amazing body. I can’t believe he is still jailbait, but I can’t help but gawk at his body. It’s so sexy!
CHANDLER BING!! Oh man, did I love him in Friends! I think he’s so funny, and very cute! I do believe that there is a perfect man for each person. Everyone’s view of “perfection” is totally different. I love humor and sincerity in a man, as well as handsomeness and an awesome body doesn’t hurt, either. I’m glad I was able to meet my perfect man. He may not be perfect to everyone else, but he’s perfect for me. =)
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chervalier Reply:
December 5th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
@Lucy, awwwww too sweet! i’m glad you’ve found your perfect man =)
I agree that RPattz is kinda good looking out of the movie franchise.. haha. He was really good looking as Cedric Diggory! Haha. TaylorLautner is yea totaly droolworthy but underaged, like you said. I couldn’t fully enjoy all the hotness during the movie =( Was watching it with a coupla young girls whom I needed to be a “model teacher” kinda in front of. haha
Yea I agree that everyone’s view of perfection is different and it changes as time goes by (for each person).. I know my idea of the perfect man keeps evolving.. Like I said, it’s really chemistry, timing and other reasons too.. heh
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I looooveee this post so much dear!! *hits the I like button* XD haha! Sorry I’m turning this into a facebook post! XD hahaa But yeah, it is healthy to release this energy for a while! haha!
I agree with you on the hot bod (not so much on the face, I think I have different preferences
), SMARTS *he just HAS to be smart* and OMG AT Guangyindegushi’s WU QING! Thanks for sharing those awesome pics but aww, he’s so sweet!! And I really need humor too! XD haha the hot ass, whoa, HE DOES HAVE A HOT ASS but why oh why is he gay? I hate it really, how hot guys are usually guys. It’s just not right for us straight girls right? 
haha!
But now I have a new crush because of you!
But the one I really love now is Robert Downey Jr!! Or maybe his character Tony Stark really, omg SMARTS and HOTNESS and CHARISMA! haha drooling here, sorry dear! 
*hugz* thanks for the post, it made my day/night XD
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tiff k Reply:
December 6th, 2009 at 12:23 am
@tiff k, oops! i meant Xu Yi Yuan and not Wu Qing based on sweetness! XD haha
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chervalier Reply:
December 6th, 2009 at 2:13 am
@tiff k,
haha aww sweetie =) I think I should find a “I Like it!” plugin to install haha. but I DO have a Popularity plugin lol.
Yi Yuan really really is sweet and protective!! He WASHED HIS WIFE’S HAIR FOR HER and she actually fell asleep coz she was sooo tired. A bit unrealistic but way way sweet haha.
Yea I like a guy who can make me laugh =) I actually not-so-secretly like it when a guy teases me. haha. And yea it’s just too bad that so many hot guys are gay. But there are hot guys who are straight too! We just have to hope that the hot straight girls don’t get to them first. lol
who’s your new crush!?!?!?? hehe. RDJ is really quite cool =) I don’t really have a celeb crush right now apart from LiDongXue and Daniel Wu haha.
i’m soooo glad you liked the post darling =D <3
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He washed her hair?? WOW XD yah it is a bit unrealistic unless she’s in the parlor or sitting in a comfy chair or something. But yeah he’s so sweet! ah the new crush? The character who’ll do something like that! awww. Haha I also don’t like being teased either but it depends XD haha! My other celeb crush is Daniel Henney I think, haha but not as much as RDJ!
hahaa
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chervalier Reply:
December 6th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
haha oh yea daniel henney is hot =) but i haven’t really seen either of them (him or rdj) in action so I don’t really go crazy over them =)
i actually LIKE being teased.. haha. i think it’s fun! lol. maybe i’m weird. haha.
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