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LOLShare + Review: Where Got Ghost?

Posted by chervalier On August - 15 - 2009

Today’s LOLShare is from a movie I just watched – Where Got Ghost!?

Where Got Ghost?

It’s a local film directed by Jack Neo. If you’re Singaporean you’ll probably have heard of it by now. If you’re from somewhere else, well, Google’s always helpful. The movie, in my opinion, was very funny but rather poorly executed. Though we laughed a lot for most of the film, we left feeling rather disappointed.

Going into the cinema you’d expect more of the film, being the first hormedy (as an article I read somewhere put it) by Jack Neo. I would have appreciated some attempt at genuine suspense, so that my emotions run a little higher than usual and my blood might see a spike in adrenaline levels. That’s usually why I go to watch movies – to engage in a story that will make me laugh, cry or fear for my life.

This movie didn’t manage to do much of that. The script was pretty strong in terms of its witty insight and humorous dialogue. Also, as usual, the film was a smart social commentary that showed the ironies of life in Singapore (though there was really very little of that). However, the scares were more shocks than real chilling, gripping suspense, and I found it hard to connect emotionally with any of the characters at all (though this is forgivable since it’s 3 short stories, making it difficult to create engaging characters).

The biggest letdown was the unimpressive digital effects in the last part of the show. Blatantly fake, the audience was expected to suspend ALL belief as they were led down a stormy road despite knowing for sure where it would end. The plot was predictable and if not for the laughs, it would have been -gasp- boring.

If you must watch this film, go into it with no expectations at all. Be prepared to suspend your (dis)belief for the duration of the movie (about 90mins) and go in for the laughs. Neo has always excelled in presenting family-oriented fare that focused on relationships in a satirical manner. You can expect some of that. Also, the overdose of preaching was slightly annoying but, I guess, expected.

All that said, here are some of the LOLs from the film: (you may need to be Singaporean to truly understand the hilarity of the following)

(while walking by a roadside offering, A realizes he forgot to buy fruits for his boss. B suggests they just take the oranges from the offering)

A: are you sure? is it safe?
B: of course! Even if we don’t take it, the bangalas (coloquial term for foreign construction workers) will come and eat it. Have you ever heard of a bangala dying because he ate an orange?

(when the boss bites into the orange later after they give it to him)
Boss: what the hell is this?! it’s tasteless! it’s not even fit for animal consumption! where did you get this tasteless shit!?
(folklore says that food that’s been offered becomes tasteless as the ghost has already consumed its essence)
B (after a guilty moment’s silence): boss, this orange is sugar-free. it’s healthier. you need to be careful these days. Kidney failure is no joke.

LOL these 2 were amongst my favorite moments in the film lol

Disclaimer: I had no intention whatsoever to reproduce parts of the film as a spoiler and I’m not stealing the film in anyway. Also, my descriptions above are not 100% accurate. Just what I recall.

So watch WGG for LOLs =D

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LOLShare

Posted by chervalier On August - 7 - 2009

This week’s LOLShares come to you from GraphJam

song chart memes
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and the following one from FAILBLOG

fail owned pwned pictures
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which I love!

Lol. The first one is SO totally true. In fact, GraphJam has many more such charts and graphs that are ridiculously hilarious but oh-so-painfully-true =D I’m at page 40, and the stuff is as good as ever! Head on over there when you’re bored on the Internet and in need of a few laughs =)

And that FAIL image… I have only three words: WHAT A FAIL!! lol

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Posted by chervalier On July - 31 - 2009

So I’m going to have various regular segments on this blog just so there is content that more or less stays the same. The LOLshare weekly regular is one where I share something from somewhere on the Internet that literally made me LOL and invite all of you to laugh at it.

That’s because I love sharing the joy and laughter so much and how all this happiness we share is going to make the world a better place. You know the deal.

Here’s today’s LOLshare! Source: FAILBLOG

fail owned pwned pictures
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text in picture:

Caption of picture: “Demonstrated above is a new fire signal box that locks the hand of alarm sender until released by a policeman or fireman with a key, thus deterring the sending of false alarms”

I hope you all see why this is such an utter FAIL and totally hilarious!  I can already imagine people making disaster movies out of this..

A fire has broken out in some suburban shopping mall.. Time is ticking away and the fire rages on in the background. The survivors from the initial explosion gather around the fire signal box, looking at each other nervously. Sweat trickles down their grime streaked faces. The protagonist (a big, burly man with sandy blonde hair) goes, “I’ll do it. Once I hit the dial, you all RUN LIKE THE WIND. Tell them to come for me.” The female protagonist (skinny lady with blonde curls that remain springy and bouffant despite the high temperatures) looks lovingly at the man and says, “No! You have to leave with us!”

Ah you can imagine the rest… This is priceless.

PS: Don’t you just love how the model in the picture looks so happy to have her hand trapped in the fire box?

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